hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down
30 Days Office Challange. #1 favourite female character → Kelly Kapoor.
"So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. Roses are red, violets are blue. It’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup, too”.
never ending list of favourite movies → american beauty"Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in"
Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11.
never ending list of favourite movies → step brothers
"you’re a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!"
never ending list of favourite movies → hot fuzz
"you wanna be a big cop in a small town? fuck off up the model village."
I reblog this every Halloween
Favourite Andy movie: Love Actually
"When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gunna be right about that."